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w...t...f....thats a 1st ive heard of that. but I guess if people like watching obease women squish food between their toes and people pooping/peeing on each other. .. whats a little pimple fetish? lol go with it OP

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:15

Maybe he likes to pop them, and eat the puss....

Maverick52 13

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:27

Thats nasty as hell bro.....then again he could have a dick fetish O_o

Muwahaha_fml 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:30

If he likes to eat the pus I'm pretty sure that relationship needs to end asap! GROSS!

datgamerchick 14

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:23

Nobody said anything about OP's boyfriend eating the pus...Thanks for the mental image.

erniehart 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:42

and i thought that my braces and back brace fetish was weird

mierz 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:48

I thought my midget amputee fetish topped the cake but guess not

Shadow_Phantom 26

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:51

Um... wow... never heard that one before. FYL.

haleyelizabethd 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:10

ummmmm....

ClaytonAwesome 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:29

That's hot ;)

zaveeshaveesh3 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:57

That's not describable how gross that is

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