Love: So romantic

So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

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prettyinpink03 11

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:08

so cherries aren't the only thing he likes to pop?

Pokeemon 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:07

eeww wtf??

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emmalovesbieber 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:58

probably one of the grossest things ive read on here.... fyl

AshorinaMoshe 10

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:02

uhhhh....wtf?

Euphoriah 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:08

Eww clean your face more often.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:21

Well, that's...different.

iBoardSlide 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:30

Someone I know has got a rubber fetish ahaa

MaskedAspen 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:37

that's so gross.

green_eggs_and_h 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:50

Did anybody else read this FML, then gag?

jeffree_adams 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:58

that's nasty. (cleveland voice)

ktopel2495 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:22

Thats disgusting

Calivale 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:24

Ewww.. that's just gross. but that does suck for you!

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