So, you guys bangin' or what?

By kiwi2323 - 26/09/2012 01:48 - United States

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Today, my intoxicated husband asked my very conservative parents how their sex life is now that all the kids are out of the house. FML
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daringtoride 27

Oh, husbands. Making conversations awkward with the parental folks since before time.

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challan 19

Conservative people have sex too. Even your parents. You're indeed here.

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perdix 29

Evidently, conservative people **** as much or more than liberals, otherwise Democrats would rule overwhelmingly. Of course, with their disdain for sex ed, birth control and abortion, they may be making more babies by ******* less.

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stfuNOWplease 6

I hope OPs parents have mastered the "rhythm method". Or mommy might be pregnant!!!

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perdix 29

Just because they want to eliminate taxation of the rich, doesn't mean they can't enjoy anal and talking about it.

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outoftown 26

But if they're both conservative, who gets to be on top?

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Enslaved 36

Shoot! You should have seen them go at it in your new house when you were running errands!

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LarryLaDouche 13

Old conservative people do the horizontal mombo more than anybody else on the planet. Trust me, they're doing all different types of nasty.

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HeyArnold91 8

Come on, you had to be secretly wondering that too, right?

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vbmg152 18

And?? How is it? Good, I bet! Mine are grown and will be leaving the nest soon, I can't wait! Oh, they will not have keys either!

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foshizzle82 7

31 - sorry this is not related to the FML, but is there a scary "something" in your DP? It has freaked me out! I'm scared to go back for another look and I'm hoping my tired eyes are playing tricks on me!

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