So, you guys bangin' or what?

By kiwi2323 - 26/09/2012 01:48 - United States

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Today, my intoxicated husband asked my very conservative parents how their sex life is now that all the kids are out of the house. FML
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daringtoride 27

Oh, husbands. Making conversations awkward with the parental folks since before time.

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vbmg152 18

I ran out of time. Here's the full comment; And?? How is it? Good, I bet! Mine are grown and will be leaving the nest soon, I can't wait! Oh, they will not have keys either! We raised kids for 33 years all together, my oldest is 33 & my baby is 18! That's more than have my life! Damn right! We're gonna have fun in the house we struggle to pay for when they're gone! If I wanna walk around nude, I will! I know, that's not a pretty picture but, I can if I want to! Just gotta get the last 2 out on their own & I'm working on it! Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!!! Damn, didn't work!!! Oh well!!

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desireev 17

Quick! Do the jingle! Do it again! Do it again! Likeagoodneighbor StateFarmIsThere! *POOF!*

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Iniezian 18

You better PRAY none of your children know about Fmylife and see this.

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vbmg152 18

They do know about it and they can see this all they want! They're grown for Gods sake! It's time to get out on their own! They're not "kids"! They're out of high school, all my kids are adults!

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vbmg152 18

Why? They're adults! It's time to get out on their own! I have no "kids" under 18! They're all grown now! I have 2 that like it better here than on they're own but it's time! So actually, I pray they do see this!

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vbmg152 18

Why won't it let me post my reply? My "kids" are adults! Why would I care if they see this? It's time they get out on they're own! If I cared about them seeing it, I wouldn't post it! I love them but its time!

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mega20913 8

questions that need answers

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prettyinpink03 11

Is that really awkward? I don't get why parents talking about sex is such a shocker and a big deal. Personally, I'm glad my parents still do it after 28 years of marriage.

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vbmg152 18

Good for you! Intimacy is important in marriage, whether you're 25 or 50, doesn't matter! We've been married over 23 years!

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severe_fml 3

Well they're conservative, so if there aren't anymore children on the way then it's nonexistant.

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dreamer36 0

That sounds just like something my family would do, we have no secrets!!!

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StanSmith2013 26

Did they give him every last detail about all of their sexual adventures?

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CarouselHeart 11

"I cannot tell you! It's confidential! Anyway, how is your sexlife?"

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saksxalmo 20

I did not hit her! She is lying! I didn't hit her! I did naaaaahhht! Oh hai Mark. ^_^

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kittykat1818 6

wow hes a keeper :) lol sounds like something that should b on a sitcom!!

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Dr_Death_Defy 0

i can imagine how that conversation DIDN'T go... so mom in law dad in law, try any new positions lately? why yes son in law just last night we did doggy (non anal), 69, doggy (anal), and hanging corkscrew. glad you asked. have you? ...

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