By .__. - 16/07/2013 20:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
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Wizardo 33

Feel no guilt, if they were this high strung their relationship probably has been extremely strained and fragile for a very long time.

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Dracoboxer357 35

And considering how it did, I suddenly see exactly why they eloped to get wed in the first place. Crazy, crazy people.... ;P

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hemz_fml 13

I can see why you wanted to keep it private.

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TheOwnedBagel 9

I mean, that really got out of hand fast!

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lightanddark 17

damn, you took my comment

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SokDek 14

Why are you thumbing down 13?!! The quote number 1 butchered is from Anchor Man. Ron Burgundy says, "Boy, that escalated quickly." While discussing a previous encounter of a violent midday brawl with the rival KQHS Channel 9 Evening News team.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Ironically, you butchered the joke complaining about someone who butchered the joke.

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Allennis44 16

Which probably is why they wanted to keep the wedding private.

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Myo_fml 20

It's funny that you have so little of a life that you remember that much detail from that movie.

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Phustercluck 11

Insulting someone personally for correcting your mistake...cool! I'm just wondering, but are you implying that anyone that knows a similar amount of detail about any movie, or other media for that matter, also has no life? Quite bold.

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gotaplanstan 28

Am I the only one who prefers elevators as their go-to choice for stationary transportation?!

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DeanWnchstr12479 6

It's, "Boy, that escalated quickly..."

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highclasssnegro 9

You, sir, replied simply like a boss.

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Wizardo 33

Feel no guilt, if they were this high strung their relationship probably has been extremely strained and fragile for a very long time.

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sniffenwessen 6

I'd say this is your husband's Fml, not yours.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

4--- u made the most factual comment. A relationship that falls apart that easily wasnt being held together very well.

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Pleonasm 35

On the bright side, this means you probably won't have to see much of them again during life, which is probably for the best.

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Phustercluck 11

Now they'll have to visit each parent separately during holidays. That's double the time than if they were still together!

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expertsmilee 26

Successfully diverted the situation away from yourselves. Job well done.

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Dracoboxer357 35

6: Stupid drama = Shit that is ****** up. ;p

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ I guess addition signs don't show up...? Well, insert one between stupid and drama, please.

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Hypertudism 15

It was not your fault, if they decided on divorce this easily then it was bound to happen sooner or later. It sounds like they've had some bad relationship problems for a while now.

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anythingmustbe 18

This sounds like a plot for a new comedy movie. You need to try and get the parents back together again.

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jordanlevy 3

How about Stepbrothers?

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olpally 32

This goes way beyond Jerry springer shit. Holy ****. Nobody wins here. :/

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truth_teller23 11

Well at least you and your husband are still together... I hope.

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