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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
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lol_everyday 0

even if it was a mouse.. why the fork would you step on it?

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c0w 0

As mentioned above, why would anyone step on a mouse? Even more important, why are YOU cleaning it up? Someone here needs to take responsibility for their stupid actions.

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hwkfan1 10

womens work? really are you that barbaric you ******* ass hole suck my dick wait I forgot that's ******* womens work ass hole

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carrie21_xo 0

#11 Her sibling is in kindergarten, she isn't supposed to be responsible. And, judging by your comment, your definition of "a smarter boyfriend" would just make OP's situation worse. He'd probably step on OP's sister. Cleaning isn't women's work; it's the work of idiots like you.

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Girlwithapearl2 0

Ohhh god that's horrible! Good luck explaining to those kids what happened... Maybe you should order the kindergartners to simultaneously step on your boyfriends foot. You don't step on an animal, regardless of whether it was a mouse or a hamster!

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ur_bf_is_an_ass 0

OMG, your bf is such a downie. I hope he falls down a flight of stairs into a pit full of dirty smelly syringes. Where he slowly bleeds to death and catches all kinds of funky diseases. Then i hope someone comes and gently smeers hamster guts all over his face. Far out, why the hell does anyone stomp on a small furry animal? And if he cant tell the difference between a mouse and a hamster he should be sent to every special education class your country's government should provide. But the again, that would be a waste of tax payers money. Coz hes clearly a complete douche. Instead he should be sacrficed on a alter of gold to please the heathen gods. HI michael

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GirlX 0

although it sucks for you, i think this is a bigger fml for the hamster... although technically the phrase "fml" doesnt really apply anymore. poor little guy.

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MishMashMosh 20

It should be FIMDEAD

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mattmag 0

something similar happened to my sister's class hamster. except my cat was responsible. that's why the stupid things shouldn't try so hard to escape their cages.

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Fataliity 2

Cats don't stomp on hamsters.

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meaganwas 0

...what the Hell kind of psycho stomps on a small furry creature?

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sunshinedust_fml 1

#11...woman's work? I think we've moved on from the middle ages

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poopooface 0

If your boyfriend isn't smart enough to be able to tell a hamster from a mouse then... you definitely need a new (smarter) boyfriend. Why the hell would your boyfriend even STEP on a mouse in the first place?

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