Dude walked into a porno…

By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 17:59

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Today, I got home from a business trip and found my wife in bed with my sister. She tried to claim they had just had a girls' night and fell asleep watching a movie, even though when I caught them, they were naked, wet and my wife’s head was buried in my sister's crotch. Movie night, sure. FML
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Vesi 29

OK.. not cool responses. What if he walked in on his wife and brother? or best guy friend? You all would be yelling lawyer up, divorce time. Cheating is cheating and he just got demolished by both his wife and sibling. OP, I'm sorry you got hurt. I really hope you can find your way after this and a lady that won't cheat on you with *anyone*.

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Plop 17

I believe such scenarios require a step-sister, not an actual sister. Or so I've heard. From friends.

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Brightside86 30

My brain can't even. Would be cool if you could let us know how things turn out.

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RichardPencil 30

Wait... Isn't that what "girls' night" means? According to the documentary short films I see on the Internet, this kind of stuff seems de rigeur for "girls' night." Sine qua non, if you will. And if your sister reciprocates for your wife, that takes a lot of pressure off of you.

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Plop 17

I think I've watched that documentary. Sadly enough though, it wasn't narrated by David Attenborough.

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RichardPencil 30

There are many, many documentary short films of that genre. If you look through many of them, you will surely find at least one narrated by David Attenborough. And if not, the journey was its own reward.

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Plop 17

I guess I'll have to take one for the team and watch all of those movies. I hope my sacrifice doesn't go unappreciated.

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Silver_helmet 10

Was it about "Deep diving into the Muff" or was it about felines eating other felines ? Either way I need to watch those again.

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cuz803 44

This is hard to fathom. Are they best friends? Sometimes best friends...experiment...? Do you consider this cheating?

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Jon Tessler 14

did you join them before or after posting this FML?

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Plop 17

I believe such scenarios require a step-sister, not an actual sister. Or so I've heard. From friends.

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Jon Tessler 14

well he has access to his wife, so it wouldn't be incest, but at that point, ya might as well join in, as opposed to blowing up at them. have your fun as well, then deal with the situation in a calm manner afterwards.

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Plop 17

Are you sure they didn't accidentally drop a jar of nacho cheese and your wife had to check that all of it had be removed from your sister's body? You wouldn't want your sister to get a yeast infection, now, would you?

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Vesi 29

OK.. not cool responses. What if he walked in on his wife and brother? or best guy friend? You all would be yelling lawyer up, divorce time. Cheating is cheating and he just got demolished by both his wife and sibling. OP, I'm sorry you got hurt. I really hope you can find your way after this and a lady that won't cheat on you with *anyone*.

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bobsanction 18

You walked in on your wife cheating AND your sister naked? Talk about a double whammy of nope.

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RichardPencil 30

It brings to mind that old show "All In The Family." I thought you caught the Meathead munching the Dingbat, or something like that.

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wawa_sxm 15

wow...like who do you cut out first...sister or wife? betrayed by your own blood and a newly wed wife...she just going get worst

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