Someone thinks highly of themself

By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML
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fedora_fan13 0

someone's a self-centered, hard-to-believe-she-can-still-walk, skanky bitch...sorry something similar happened to me

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Luckster 0

I woulda given her a swift slap across the face. Don't you love how every woman thinks you're looking right at them just because of the direction you're facing?

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ShinigamiKurosak 0

she doesn't even deserve a slap and you might hurt your hand

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ShinigamiKurosak 0

she doesn't even deserve a slap and you might hurt your hand

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_krystallynn_ 11

yeahh. plastic bitchh. he shoulda said e has turrets. make her feel bad.

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flavasava73 5

He has turrets? Like a castle? Shit. We can get that now? Damn. STDs just became a whole lot weirder.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

what a self centered BIATCHH. seriously. I would have been like get over yourself *****. BUT I see where she is coming from, because I can be walking to the mall with my friends & get hit on by old creepy guys, so I also understand. But seriously, no need to be rude. Just be like hey dude, can you stop winking at me,

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fedora_fan13 0

someone's a self-centered, hard-to-believe-she-can-still-walk, skanky bitch...sorry something similar happened to me

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awthmt 6

Shoulda been like " thanks you insensitive B!!! I have a twitch so calm your ass down you and that pretty"

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Gemma_Mansonite 20

Now I want to know #2's story...

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lpaul49 0

You should have raped her. Straight up.

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ciarachristina 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. you are kidding though, right?

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scuba1722 0

no he was dead serious as am I should of raped her

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Aflacduck 0

I would've pimpslapped the slutbag. Oh well. That's just me.

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cordobesa 0

hahaha well we know who thinks highly of themselves...dumb bitch

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DeeJayD 0

I would've said something along the lines of "No way, I'm not interested in dime store hookers."

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24788 6

That's really mean of her. That has happened to me before and it really sucks.

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peaceSUCKAh 0

that happed to me too but the guy came over and started talking to me instead of yelling at me.

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