Work and Health: Son, I am disappoint. - FML

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Son, I am disappoint.

By Anonymous - 01/04/2017 04:00

Today, I found out that my favorite employee doesn't actually like his job at our company. He confessed that he's working here just to use the routine drug test policy as a way to stay clean. FML

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ashilyy24 8

Saturday 1 April 2017 4:01

Give him props for trying to keep his life straight. ?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 1 April 2017 4:10

Most people stay at jobs they hate. Why do you think they need to pay us?

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agmb 3

Saturday 1 April 2017 20:03

At least he is trying to better himself. Even if he dislikes the job it is making him healthier

Matthieu Olivier 5

Saturday 1 April 2017 23:31

Well you know what? Good for him, at least.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 2 April 2017 1:31

Am I the only one concerned that OP referred to the person as their favorite employee? If you're the boss, OP, you should not have a favorite employee. That makes the work situation lousy for all the other people there, not to mention you'll always take that guy's side even if he's wrong.

sasquatchius 3

Sunday 2 April 2017 13:39

And? Good on him.

EmeraldRobot219 2

Monday 3 April 2017 1:48

That's actually super cute that he's trying to stay clean?

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