Intimacy: Sooooooo?

Sooooooo?

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 06:43 - Canada

Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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Hush hush

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML

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By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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Is this a joke to you?

By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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Don't dip your pen in company ink, etc.

By Briana - 29/09/2019 22:00

Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML

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By oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML

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Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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Mixing it up

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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Creepypasta

By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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Fuck34 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:10

Bad idea.

d101_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:21

Rule #1, never, ever mix business with pleasure.

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tehhotness 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:52

#10, either he is, or she is im guessing. That's probably what the "with good reason" is

genius_man16 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:53

agree w/#5 terrible idea. You Deserved It

chillaxDude 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:56

Never ever put your pen into company ink, spoken from a dude's POV. I hope lesson learned.

MandiC_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:06

Not so bad.. Ive been with a boss of mine before- I was 19, he was 37... Luckily, he knew enough to keep his mouth shut, and not gossip about it though. People knew anyway, but it was more work rumor than actual fact to them.

XLT17X 0

Monday 19 March 2012 11:32

Dude..... That's messed up!

perfectphlaws 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:17

if you were going to be all FML you shouldn't have slept with your boss...

deliciouskaek 1

Monday 23 March 2009 17:18

#4 & #6 :: they were LAUGHING. clearly he didn't have anything good to say. Also, #7 is right. There's a respect issue here. They agreed to keep it quiet, and he went behind her back.

maddog_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:19

That sucks and your boss is an asshole! Why did he told them? to make fun off you? I also agree with #5

Mortishia 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:23

#7 is right

notsousual 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:50

You don't shit where you eat.

nomadxx7 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:51

Don't sh*t where you eat. Plus if he is your boss that is considered sexual harassment. You are in a position to put his balls in a vice since most companies don't like bosses managing their gf/bf/wives/husbands/relatives. Just check the code of conduct for your place of work. Very big YDI for your boss and FML for you.