By oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
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Mathalamus 24

Unfortunate happenstance...

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Zekfen 17

Your boss is just jealous that he didn’t get a one night stand also.

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Mathalamus 24

Unfortunate happenstance...

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commandpriority 5

Idk where you work but I would sign a deal!

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Zekfen 17

Your boss is just jealous that he didn’t get a one night stand also.

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blightsight 10

and this is why women should stay in the kitchen

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Levi2411 41

You should write a book on "how to get yourself bitch slapped"

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blightsight 10

I don't hear the sink running.

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real life problems 26

You can have a one night stand in the kitchen also

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RichardPencil 30

Apparently, you were the only one who rated your encounter as “excellent.” If he agreed, he would have doubled his order!

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AzrielB 8

This is where you should have said "if you don't sign the deal I might have to tell your wife"

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Justin Allan Bannister 9

guess you're getting screwed regardless

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BurnInDemonFire 34

The guy bailed on you twice? Dick move, Banner.

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tounces7 27

Depending on how you met him, this strains credulity.

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