Sophie's choice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to choose between living with my overprotective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot-smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 424
You deserved it 3 098
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Top comments

squirell_AIDS69 0

Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.

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austin1414 3

duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE

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sassyangel24 0

Uhmm, that really isn't that difficult of a choice dumb ass.

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JCo352 3

Well this was an easy one...

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EvilDave 13

Are you hot, at least 18, and want to move to FL?

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skimonkey96 0

my personal advice, having also been forced to choose between 2 similar shitty living situations, is choose neither. Grab your survival equipment & wander into the woods for a while. spend some time finding your own path. but that's just me, and never let it be said that my head is on completely straight.

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andreajo23 0

go with the mother maybe she will share some with you

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alexxss_fml 10

hell yea!! go with mom!!!!! don't be a pussy smoke with her too!!!

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someguy314159265 15

Go with neither of them, and call child services.

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sylviaizzle 0

Go with your mom, haven't you ever seen Weeds? Start a pot farm in your bathroom, that way your mom has free pot, therefore she doesn't have to take your money for it, and you can make a profit from it. Go get em' kid!! Oh and you might want to invest in a gun...

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