Sophie's choice
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
stfu tthat is nothing
no brainer
my personal advice, having also been forced to choose between 2 similar shitty living situations, is choose neither. Grab your survival equipment & wander into the woods for a while. spend some time finding your own path. but that's just me, and never let it be said that my head is on completely straight.
go with the mother maybe she will share some with you
Go with neither of them, and call child services.
Go with your mom, haven't you ever seen Weeds? Start a pot farm in your bathroom, that way your mom has free pot, therefore she doesn't have to take your money for it, and you can make a profit from it. Go get em' kid!! Oh and you might want to invest in a gun...
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Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.
duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE