Sophie's choice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to choose between living with my overprotective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot-smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 424
You deserved it 3 098

Top comments

squirell_AIDS69 0

Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.

austin1414 3

duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE

Comments

sassyangel24 0

Uhmm, that really isn't that difficult of a choice dumb ass.

JCo352 3
EvilDave 13

Are you hot, at least 18, and want to move to FL?

skimonkey96 0

my personal advice, having also been forced to choose between 2 similar shitty living situations, is choose neither. Grab your survival equipment & wander into the woods for a while. spend some time finding your own path. but that's just me, and never let it be said that my head is on completely straight.

go with the mother maybe she will share some with you

alexxss_fml 10

hell yea!! go with mom!!!!! don't be a pussy smoke with her too!!!

Go with neither of them, and call child services.

Go with your mom, haven't you ever seen Weeds? Start a pot farm in your bathroom, that way your mom has free pot, therefore she doesn't have to take your money for it, and you can make a profit from it. Go get em' kid!! Oh and you might want to invest in a gun...