Sophie's choice
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
POT SMOKING mom go wit her
definatly go and smoke a couple bowls with your mom.
yeah chill with ur mom nothings worse than an overprotective parent
OP should chose dad. I'd rather have an over protective parent that at least cares than have a person who doesn't give a rats ass about me.
I'd chose dad, threaten him that if he is too over protective I would move with mom and smoke pot. That should do it!
What did you choose, OP?
I agree with 110
110 your eyes scare me
Lol #110 Did you even read the FML? 'Over protective dad who ONLY uses me for free child care' Yeah, he REALLY cares about her. He only cares about the free child care. I think you have it mixed up, it seems like the DAD doesn't 'give a rats ass' about her. And it sounds like maybe the mom cares about her, but she just needs money all of the time. MAYBE she cares. The real FML would be if they BOTH didn't care abou her. I'd still rather live with the dad, even if he only wants the free child care. Atleast he wouldn't be asking for money for drugs all the time.
You say that like it's a bad thing :)
Wow.
I'd pick dad. but if your old enough , you should move into an apartment with a roommate or two .
If the dad is overprotective doesn't that mean he cares somewhat about you? Better than a mom who leeches off you.
OP has probably already chose who to go with.
I choose you, PIKACHU!! :) *yayforretardedcomments* ♥
I choose #4 as well. And not just because of her comment if you know what I mean ;) just kidding, kytti!! :)
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Show it anywaychoose mom become a drug dealer sell drugs to mom. profitt
fabrizio, great idea
no, stick with your dad. not your mom.
fabrizio... MORETTI??!!
Choose ur dad, at least he won't make u wanna smoke pot, or take money from u
Pots not the problem. It's the stealing of money.
61- I think OP's mom smoking pot is part of the problem. If not, why would OP have even mentioned it if it didn't bother them?
The reason she is always borrowing money is because she smokes pot and needs money to buy more.
How does this whole free childcare scheme work out? Does that just mean that he doesn't have to pay your mom money for you to live with her? Live with your Dad. Your mom would probably spend childcare money on weed anyway.
it means that she probably has to babysit alot and isn't paid for it
are you high?
No, just stupid.
Move into your own place or live in a hotel. I've always wanted to spend a month or two in some European hotel :) Expensive yes.
dammit you are cute!!
Or one of your other family members.
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Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.
duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE