Sophie's choice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to choose between living with my overprotective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot-smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 424
You deserved it 3 098
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Top comments

squirell_AIDS69 0

Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.

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austin1414 3

duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE

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hcovballer247 0

Ehh choose ur dad

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ArtemisFTW 4

Definitely your dad. I would rather have an overprotective dad than a mum who's always borrowing money.

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whoopsiemolly 4

sounds like me around nine O_o

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GETOVERIT2039 0

get a job and buy your own place

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acidautikinz 0

i agree with ppl who say ur mom, just tell her u have no money, then take a hit of the bong, theres nuff to go around!

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The618princess 0

Dad may seem like thee wrong decision now but look at yourr future, you wouldd still visit ur mom && be able to do whatever u want every once in awhile ur w/ her, but beingg a wildd childd isntt good,

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reece529 1

ur mom. pot isn't bad u just haven't realized it yet. it's only the most medicinal and natural medicine known to man... study ur shit before u judge.... especially ur mom com on

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spangees 0

Look at it this way, if you had a kid which one would you want them to choose?

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abcdork 0

people, by free childcare I think they mean they have to babysit.

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