Health: Sorority - FML

Sorority

By Taylor - 23/02/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

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By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By linzi1771 - 15/12/2018 05:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2017 16:00

Today, my 3-year-old niece brushed my hair, making sure to be gentle so she wouldn't hurt me. When it was time to brush the front, she made sure to meticulously brush my mustache. I'm a woman. FML

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By Jim20 - 20/02/2025 03:00 - Germany - Friedberg

Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML

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F*ck the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 19:58

Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML

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By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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MrBond007_fml 6

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:40

at least it wasn't her ass hairs!!

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 23 February 2011 11:18

I can imagine most women with chin hairs would make an effort to get rid of it, preferably before anyone else sees.

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alexavb15 4

Thursday 24 February 2011 2:31

Lmao Thats Funny

sweetiepie1896 8

Thursday 24 February 2011 5:30

well its better than giving her q bikini wax:)

figmo 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 6:09

Nobody likes a whiner. Until this post you likely had someone who would shave your back when you needed it. Hope the FML ego boost was worth it.

kurato 6

Thursday 24 February 2011 15:09

lol, so that what girl call it. Us guy just call it a beard.

pinkballoon 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 16:35

Honey please! I had to rub Nair on my sisters butt. She thinks she has a hairy butt...idk

matt692009 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 0:08

I read 'Bondage Moment'

pikausername 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 12:46

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Amilli97 9

Friday 4 November 2011 5:10

My mom makes me do that -.-

sydharks 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 5:22

What does this have to do with your life being ******?

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 12 May 2012 0:18

Work on it! You guys could become best friends. Terms and conditions apply.

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