Intimacy: Sorry father…

Sorry father…

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By fmlisthebomb - 01/03/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML

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By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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By beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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You deserved it 78 946

By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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You deserved it 27 348

By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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Kennykid2002 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:23

you should "accidently" send it to me as well

CultureChic 14

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:23

That's why I always double check my emails before I send them...

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FukYurLife_89 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 3:41

lmao... hmmm ydi for being a naughty girl.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 3:49

I'll get my meter stick out so we can measure things together. You'll be in detention for a while so it's best you study up.

ttyl99 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 4:03

to peacelovelau didnt you read this it says for my husband wooooooowwwww

MrsLender_fml 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 4:18

Didn't YOU read? He was talking about the GIRL asking for the OP's (another girl) picture.

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 11 January 2011 4:16

Don't take those pics and you won't have this problem! I keep saying that & we keep getting these FML's! I'm tired of hearing about it!!! YDI!!!!!

ZTD09 2

Tuesday 11 January 2011 4:57

So, you don't want to see girls dressed sexily? I for one, wouldn't mind if these girls kept taking the pictures. FO:NV

aardvarkish 16

Tuesday 11 January 2011 4:30

I can't believe nobody has said "Who's your daddy?" yet...

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:03

At least Mom has a good sense of humour

gnarkill313 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:11

I can c ur mom jus laughing her ass off

scott_m319 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:40

Your mom must be made of awesome if she can laugh at a situation like that.

varkey 7

Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:48

that's wrong, YDI

xcrystal011 2

Tuesday 11 January 2011 6:16

oh god thats emberassing

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Today, myself and my pug entered a novelty dog competition at the local fair. We won first prize in the lookalike contest. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

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Today, our company was being visited by one of our biggest clients, a rich Japanese businessman. My boss wanted to honour him by welcoming him while wearing a kimono in the reception area of our building. The client was in a suit and tie, and I don't think he'll be back. FML

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Today, the phrase "To share everything with one's friends" took a pretty unexpected meaning when a friend of mine asked me for a date. When I told him how unlikely it was to happen because of my friendship with his girlfriend, he answered that it was no excuse as she fell in love with me too. FML

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Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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Today, I was excited because a friend had added me to a new Facebook chat consisting of my tight circle of friends from last year's summer camp. I then saw when the chat had been created. They kept me out of the chat for almost an entire year before deciding to add me. FML

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Today, I'm living with my now ex-girlfriend of 9 years in the house we bought together. What's worse than that is the fact that 2 weeks before she told me she was unhappy and ended it, I had bought an engagement ring. I didn't get the chance to ask, and had to return the ring. FML

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Sorry father…

Same thing different taste

Nice view

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