Intimacy: Sorry father…

Sorry father…

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By fmlisthebomb - 01/03/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML

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By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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You deserved it 3 013

By beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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You deserved it 78 946

By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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You deserved it 27 348

By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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You deserved it 2 752

By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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You deserved it 1 819

By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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Kennykid2002 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:23

you should "accidently" send it to me as well

CultureChic 14

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:23

That's why I always double check my emails before I send them...

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needleinmypants_fml 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:31

i'm sure it was 'accidental'. just admit that you wanted him to see it. i hope your mom knows about this.

neondeath 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 3:37

op alredy said her mom was laughing her ass off

mariluvs 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 14:01

she does she says her mom was laughing her ass off

Tadeusz_fml 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 20:18

I think we need a third person to confirm that the op did indeed say her 'mom was laughing her ass off'.

hideyoself 4

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:31

ydi for using the internet without thought

IcyHell 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 7:16

Internet is srs business.

GawZ 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:38

lucky daddy!

ncvolley123 8

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:38

sux 4 u!!!

TheZarola 10

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:41

YDI for taking a pic of yourself like that.

aardvarkish 16

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:49

That is TOTALLY RAD!!!

aardvarkish 16

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:51

(hateful retort for such a mean comment)!!!

mackisballin 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:57

I bet your fat

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:01

@17 good one, because stuff like this never happens in the north. SMH

SuperMaria 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:02

every1luvsboners - I love your comments. They are always so deliciously borderline inappropriate.

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Sorry father…

Same thing different taste

Nice view

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