Sorry, I…

By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 14:33 - United States - Brownwood

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 837
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Same thing different taste

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if you would have hold it any longer you will be the one to RIP...

next time squeeze ur cheeks a little tighter..

xluciferx666 21

Who knows this may make you a fart legend around the office

Did it smell bad too? That would have been the icing on the cake

How do you "try" to be funny by farting which must be hard to do on purpose

Oh wow OP, that really sucks. Hopefully, your boss and co-workers know that the gaseous disturbance was an accident.

YDI, excuse yourself and go to the bathroom...