Death and Kids: Sorry, son

Sorry, son

By Waffle - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, a little boy called me, crying that "Grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say, "Wrong number." FML

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Zodaicz 4

Wednesday 9 March 2011 19:19

Damn...poor kid...

exiledTexan 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 19:15

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WhyCantIDoRight 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 10:45

This reminds me of the song "Teddy bear" by "Red Sovine"

courtneypunkk 0

Friday 25 March 2011 1:44

your a heartless old grouch

mrjamjama66 5

Tuesday 3 May 2011 23:05

I agree that his life sucks too

Pebbles1290 8

Wednesday 11 May 2011 5:52

113 "well ops my bad" good try..

dp23tc 0

Monday 23 May 2011 20:27

u ass hole!!!!

evilamoebaattack 20

Wednesday 25 May 2011 14:17

oh, right? yeah, right. which crying kid whose grandma has just died would like want to hear laughter? i'm sure none would.

ElenaBeattie 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:58

awwwww:(

TheStoryOfUs 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 7:55

that is too mean!!

chelseaaababyyy 17

Monday 20 June 2011 4:11

ive done this, i accidently called an old lady who thought i was her daughter who never talked to her, i talked to her for an hour cuz i felt bad ):

freakshow13 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:21

That is horrible. I wouldn't have been able to say wrong number either.

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