Death and Kids: Sorry, son

You should've said something like "Oh sweetie, I'm so sorry! Can I talk to your mommy?" Then told the mom that he had the wrong number. That way when whoever he was calling, gets the message.

demonfalcon 5

Monday 14 March 2011 2:19

maybe his mom wasn't home and his grandma was taking care of him

dreadlocmask 15

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:47

you did the right thing

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Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML

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Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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Today, I read that using vegetable oil would give your legs a smooth feel, especially if you haven't shaved for weeks. So I tried it out. My legs felt slimy, the oil clogged up the blades, and I was reduced to shaving my legs with a naked razor head and soapy water. Endlessly smooth indeed. FML

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Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

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