Sorry, son

By Waffle - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, a little boy called me, crying that "Grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say, "Wrong number." FML
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MichaelGood 0

Just stay on the phone try n make the kid laugh itll make him feel better. Laughter heals alot. It's good karma

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EEEERRRRIIIICCC 4

should have said "too bad" that would be so funny

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TheJester12 15

only the voice of Morgan freeman can console a child who has Lost his grandmother . shoulda started playing clips from Bruce almighty and march of the penguins over the phone. problem solved

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quent10 0

first REAL fml I've ever heard

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Taconuggets 0

OP, how is this an FML on your behalf? You're stupid.

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vancezd 12

Wow this is the first time I've seen a 2 character comment make top two.... Holy crap good job

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ulicksam 0

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docscientist 9

'Fml' is not a limited resource. OP's fml doesn't subtract from the kid's.

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Nutz321 0

By golly doc, I… I think you've… you've cracked it. Listen to this guy, people! He knows stuff!

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john7h567hgrd 0

...why? I just read the FAQ and they said nothing pertaining to this situation...

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wendyyyy 0

47 - you're not supposed to say how shitty an FML is when you read stupid ones. I got reported for doing that....

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john7h567hgrd 0

Weeeeell... that's not in the FAQ...

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hatesboners 0

he did the kid a favor by coming here and sharing. now we all get a good laugh.

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cheyluvsturtles 30

#81 That is not funny!!! You are an asshole

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NCR 0

just say it your causing him more pain

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AssDan 0

Just don't advise that he talk to a priest for support.

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ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Kid: Grandmaa dieedddd! :'( OP: Uh... well ... that's sad. Kid: She was so young! I remember a time when.. blah blah blah blah .. ( 30 mins later) OP: Sorry kid, wrong number. Kid:...... You mean I just wasted thirty ******* minutes on you? OP: I guess so ... Kid: Oh you bastard... You don ****** up now..

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cookiemonster144 0

LMFAO that right there, just made my life soo much better!

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haqqnuru 3

you wld be an asshole paaa...

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sourgirl101 28

Do you not feel sorry for the OP (and of course the little boy)? I would hate to be in that situation.

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MusicXisXii 0

pity is a dirty, useless emotion.

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