Sorry Sweaty, you're gross

By butterflyzag20 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized that the only positive accomplishment my boyfriend has made in the last 3 years is that he started wearing deodorant. FML
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DerrickJames 33

I hope this is only true because he turned 13 or something. Otherwise, you need to make a man out of him.

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cynide 13

And while this is happening there is a guy friend that is doing everything he can to make you happy and your just friend-zoning him.

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afallingstar 22

I've heard the saying "women like assholes" but didn't know some women liked men who smelled like them...ew

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seansbro56 10

Time for a break up...

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angelayla 17

How could you stand dating someone for 3 years that doesn't use deodorant? What's worse is this guy managed to find himself someone to put up with that and yet I'm still single. :/

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Nicholi124 10

Well OP set a goal for yourself to not date nasty guys.

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RedPillSucks 31

Now I'm going to be thinking of Janet Jackson "Nasty Boys" all day long.

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Raesin 21

Maybe you should set yourself some higher standards OP. By the sounds of it, they're quite low.

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

He puts up with you. Isn't that a positive accomplishment?

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greenie213 23

Hey! He's probably beaten Skyrim like 10 times!

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PincessBoff 6

I'm waiting for Skyrim to load on my boyfriends Xbox. Huh, cool.

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Enslaved 36

"Behind every successful man is his woman" must not apply to you. Not too surprising, you don't sound like a very supportive SO.

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greenie213 23

Jesus had no woman... If I remember right, he was pretty successful.

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Enslaved 36

Don't be so sure. Jesus strongly followed Jewish law which would include being married at his age. Some books are still missing. :P

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greenie213 23

Just did some research. Jesus was not required by any laws, including religious ones, to marry. There has been speculation on both sides of the question of His marriage status. My personal opinion, however, is that Jesus was not married. I do not think that He would have married just to leave His wife alone while he traveled the middle east.

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Enslaved 36

Moses left his wife behind in his earlier missions. Who knows what happened to Christ between the age of 12 to 40 when he reappears? But to be honest, I really don't think his martial statue matters in his accomplishments. Stay strong in your faith! I envy it! :)

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