Sorry Sweaty, you're gross

By butterflyzag20 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized that the only positive accomplishment my boyfriend has made in the last 3 years is that he started wearing deodorant. FML
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DerrickJames 33

I hope this is only true because he turned 13 or something. Otherwise, you need to make a man out of him.

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sugarshane007 20

This relationship just smells like it won't go anywhere OP. Perhaps you shouldn't prespire so much over it. Axe your boyfriend, and try to keep this happening a secret.

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Mandybruin 15

Hey, that's a big step for some people. You should applaud him. Haven't you seen Family Guy? Meg: Wow! Deodorant! Are you sure I'm old enough? New Brian: Oh, I think so. I'm gonna make you a little less gross every day.

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Nik2B345 5

Lol I don't even know how u tolerated his stinky ass this whole time. But hey I guess it's baby steps. He will probably start brushing his teeth every morning soon

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whY402Jay 12

What a swerve... if he doesn't step it up, you might benefit by leaving.

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Ziggy122 15

Well, you clearly have high standards...

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Tones217 9

If you're that unhappy, just break up! You obviously don't have much respect or affection for him anyways.

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kotmfu 5

my only accomplishment in the last 2 years was getting married... maybe you just need to realise that normal people dont achieve something every other day. if they are good, they are good and they dont need to be better anyway. if they arent, then maybe you should stop whining and break up with him?

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