Food, Relatable and Health: Sorry sweaty

Sorry sweaty

By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

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By - 21/10/2013 16:57 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML

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By Klarissa - 18/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I told my roommate that I was trying to lose weight, so she kindly removed all the junk food from the kitchen. I just found it all hidden under her bed. Apparently, she didn’t trust me enough to resist temptation, and she was absolutely correct. FML

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Non confrontational

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 03:00

Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 16:25 - United States - Bucyrus

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 18:00

Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML

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Parenting gone feral

By hungry - 22/10/2019 04:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML

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Monday 9 February 2009 2:25

They may think they're being "caring", but all I'm hearing is "insensitive". If they cared so much then why is the stuff being brought into the house at all? Or at least left/stored in an area where the poster could stumble across it? That's just f**ked.

Imdead 0

Friday 6 February 2009 18:13

#4, thats funny as hell. As for the poster, I know how that is. I was 285 in HS, got down to 185 in college and am back up 215, trying to lose weight now. Weight is a tough battle.

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greenman_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 20:20

Lolfats

xXxRandiexXx 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 20:46

omg!! thats horrible!!

xxrogerthatxx 19

Wednesday 6 November 2013 14:23

Fat ass, your own family resorts to this? Stop snacking start exercising; and look at it constructively

Imdead 0

Friday 6 February 2009 18:13

#4, thats funny as hell. As for the poster, I know how that is. I was 285 in HS, got down to 185 in college and am back up 215, trying to lose weight now. Weight is a tough battle.

f_my_life_fml 0

Monday 9 February 2009 2:25

kajun15 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 5:34

the exact same thing happened to me when I lived at home! I've been living on my own for 2 years now but every time I go back I can find the junk food one day and then the next it has mysteriously vanished. I called my mom out on it and she said it's for my own good because I'm trying to lose weight. It sucks because they don't trust you or your will power :-P

smil3es 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 11:37

Tori? =O Are you really tori? ON topic: THats harsh!

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 4:47

Maybe you should stop eating and/or pay for your own food.

un_known_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:16

I agree, you can be as fat or as thin as you want - but prepare that people will judge you about it. And same applies for the anorexically skinny ones - its not like any kind of distinction goes unnoticable. C'est la vie, unfortunately. You should stop taking offence either way.