Sorry

By sqquish - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Smithfield

Today, while visiting my boyfriend to see his new puppies, I squatted down to pet one. The other began to lick my ankles profusely until I lost my balance and fell on him, breaking his leg. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18

Please tell me that the poor puppy got medical care and not put down.

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mm12344 8

I feel more bad when dogs get hurt than people :(

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missoops 21

It's because you have a soul. Don't worry, the cure is time.

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TheGreatPotato 19

Or retail. That'll cure that condition of yours real quick.

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Seabass_Chan 33

Pay the veterinary bill and befriend the puppy as a way to make up for it. Bring treats—let it be the envy of its siblings,

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Utetopia2014 18

Hopefully the puppy stays well away from her, and tells its siblings to do the same thing.

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

lucky it was only the leg- my uncle accidentally stepped on a chihuahua when he was in his teens and completely crushed the poor thing

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GhostFox 33

Bloody starry night, I could have gone the rest of my life without reading that. Excuse me while I gag at the mental image while utterly horrified.

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Calingaladha 21

Yeah, we had a chihuahua brought in one time, after a TV had fallen on it. It was already dead, but we sent it off for cremation. That's why you secure televisions. They'll fall on kids, too.

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missoops 21

Remember the fmls about new owners sleeping with their kittens and smothering them to death?

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redscarf_fml 8

Why not stop petting the other puppy and use your hands to catch your balance?

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Steve97 32

Ugh YDI you have two legs and the puppy only licked one ankle, no reason you should've lost your balance...

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