Miscellaneous: Sorry

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By FailedSniper - 22/03/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having, I shot at him with the sniper gun I'd bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was OK. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

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By signupsheetfail - 12/08/2009 19:02 - Canada

Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML

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By IronFoot - 14/08/2011 02:41 - Canada

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

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By gunman - 20/10/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML

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By Unwilling Target - 03/10/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad decided to test if Nerf guns actually hurt by sneaking up on me and shooting me with one. He missed; however, when he shot at me again, he hit my cat on my lap, causing my poor cat to run away. After desperately trying to apologize to my cat, he then shot at me a THIRD time, nailing me in the balls. FML

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By iusedprotectionanyway - 21/03/2014 21:44 - New Zealand - Waitakere

Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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By ruined_suit - 17/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:52 - United States

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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hobozrule 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:20

y would u shoot him while he was on the roof

BoldfaceMatteo 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:22

what is a sniper gun you mean sniper rifle and you are just retarded to shoot anyone on a roof

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Miss_Random 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:24

You idiot.

AwesumIndianGurl 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:30

& before anyone shouts at me..I'm just kidding ^ yeh, shootin at someone on the roof was a pretty dumb idea.. :L sorry OP!

IHeartJimi02 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:25

YDI for not knowing the difference between your dad's friend and a stranger. Also, why would you shoot at someone who was in a roof? That is very dangerous. You're lucky he did not call the cops.

AwesumIndianGurl 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:33

& before anyone shouts at me..I'm just kidding ^ yeh, shootin at someone on the roof was a pretty dumb idea.. :L sorry OP!

Ratdaddy94 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:48

Wow that roofer is wall-hacking, not cool.

Miss_Random 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:26

You idiot.

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:27

Well for that he owes you at least a full mag to unload on you and you naked on the roof. You want to play with bigboy toys then you have to have bigboys punishments!