Sounds fun

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML
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Palindromesque 21

What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.

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namine120409 42

If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.

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Enslaved 36

I too sometimes use a cup but not on my first heavier days. It's just too messy to change unless I have bathtub access to wash up. I agree, it's worth the money and it can be reused a few times. I also like that a can have clean sex when I'm on my period. (:

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devi_916 39

Where are you from that $312 is a month of rent or 6 months of food? That isn't even one month of food or half of one month's rent here. I think I'm living in the wrong place!

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CaroAurelia 12

Hey, you can be young once, but you can be immature forever! Seriously, though, worry not about your son. My dad's a fourteen-year-old in a sixty-one-year-old's body, and I turned out well.

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mikaellikestacos 14

"our" son it's not just yours:p

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vikky538 28

OP..look at the optimistic side.. at least he is not using it to stop the running nose...

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jajajanie 13

Maybe he will start shopping for your tampons. Find the right kind for both of your needs.

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