Sounds fun

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML
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Palindromesque 21

What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.

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namine120409 42

If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.

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Comments

fleetingsunshine 1

and I can tell your immaturity level by the fact that the father of your child is your boyfriend. its obvious that both of you don't have your shit together, so don't get mad at him for having a little fun.

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cookiemomster93 6

I go through practically the same thing everyday. Having kids just makes it worse...

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Silence_Falls 8

What's the point of growing up if you can't act childish sometimes?

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kailarahne 19

I don't really see this as an FML moment. He sounds pretty cool.

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lollypop624 11

How far across the room could he get it? Also be glad that your husband/fiancée/partner isn't a boring and sophisticated person I know I'd hate that! Be proud and thankful for who you have even if they have little annoying habits, don't complain about them, join in then you might bond even more and you may see why he enjoys doing that! xx

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akabbitt 3

Oh damn, I feel for ya cause I have one like that too, gets when you marry them....

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ChannyJ 4

OMG I laughed way too hard at this. Mostly because I could picture mine doing the same thing... 8 years and two kids, and this is what I have come to expect from the man haha.

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