Sounds fun

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML
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Palindromesque 21

What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.

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namine120409 42

If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.

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noah_1234 24

i guess hes just trying to have fun, your never too old for that are you?

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Um_Awkward_ 12

Op, your boyfriend is ******* hilarious!

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rocker_chick23 27

Sounds like something my husband will do to make my son laugh when he is having a bad day.

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hippo1234 19

Mine are $8-10 a box, and I go through 2-3 boxes a month. Plus liners and pads, which are another,$5-6 a box for each. It adds up fast. At the cheapest, I'm spending $312 a year, not including the tax. That's a lot of money. That's a month of rent, or 6 months of food.

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catharsis5 9

That's just rude. Those tampons cost money and unless he bought them he shouldn't be playing with them.

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Paintonmyarms214 21

I've had a huge problem with heavy flows, and I've found that investing in a Diva Cup is 100% worth it. A pad on just in case, plus the cup (changing it a couple times a day depending on flow) can make a period so much more tolerable. And cost you a heck of a lot less! One cup can last a year or so!

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