Sounds fun

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML
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What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.

If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.

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I think you meant "this man-child is the father of my son".

What's wrong with it? It's better than sitting on the couch and watching TV. Creativity and curiosity are very important in the modern society.

They're very important in any society, or we'd all still be running around with stones and clubs, lol.

Pull a prank and act like he blew a used one

only problem with that is tampons can get rather expensive depending on where you are from. so i wouldnt be laughing at all that money going to waste.

How big is his nose that he can both fit and blow out a tampon from it?!

Thy were originally designed for nosebleeds.

Better question, how small is her ****** that he can fit her tampons up his nose?

They expand with the blood. Tampons can be pretty small. It isn't about how big your ****** is - they get bigger by how heavy the flow is.

Allornone 35

While I certainly agree about having a light heart, tampons aren't exactly cheap. Maybe because I'm on a budget, but I would hate to see them being wasted like that. There are other light-hearted enjoyment opportunities out there

PoisonOrchid 21

That's actually kind of endearing. I would definitely make sure you check for saran wrap on the toilet seat and other fun pranks when your son gets a little older, though! Lol

Come on! Totally worth the money on that type of endless entertainment! I spent worse money going to a crappy movie. Besides it was most likely only two reused tampons, one for each nostril. I like the OP's boyfriend! One day he'll teach Jr. How the world around him works using the scientific method through testing experiment, observation, prediction! Learning can be fun.