Miscellaneous: Spammed to death

Spammed to death

By lesousterre - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lees Summit

Today, my grandpa still receives more mail than me. He's been dead for three years. FML

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Xobubblyxo 23

Thursday 16 July 2015 7:17

Well then he was quite the popular one when he was alive

ZombieSazza 34

Thursday 16 July 2015 7:22

Don't worry too much about it, OP, it gets far, far, less exciting when it's bills.

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valexandraaa___ 9

Thursday 16 July 2015 19:46

I wouldn't worry too much about it, most mail sucks anyway it's either pointless or its bills

happypenguins 24

Thursday 16 July 2015 20:49

Sorry for your loss

PeppermintPenny 30

Thursday 16 July 2015 21:42

At first I thought it meant e-mail and was like "he doesn't need the penis pump or the viagra"

NodakN8V 25

Friday 17 July 2015 1:15

I'll send all my bills to you...boom problem solved.

NodakN8V 25

Friday 17 July 2015 1:17

I'll send all my bills to you...boom problem solved.

ffs_seriously 2

Saturday 18 July 2015 5:55

So your **** is big enough. Why whine?

pcw 1

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:46

I always say no mail is good mail,cause when the bills start rolling in you will no longer anticipate the mail?

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Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!" FML

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Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML

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You deserved it 4 506

Today, a man yelled at me for what seemed like an eternity when I told him his child wasn't tall enough to ride a roller-coaster. His daughter was about 3 years-old. The coaster is the second tallest in the world. I deal with morons like this every day, at minimum wage. FML

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Today, while visiting my son at university, I noticed a funky smell in his room. He admitted to not changing his bedsheets since he moved in 2.5 years ago. I’ve raised an animal. FML

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Today, I complimented my girlfriend on her new, very detailed bikini wax. She proudly said, "Thanks! Troy’s been doing them for me since the all the salons have been locked down." Troy is her brother. FML

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Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML

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Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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