Miscellaneous: Spammed to death

Spammed to death

By lesousterre - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lees Summit

Today, my grandpa still receives more mail than me. He's been dead for three years. FML

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You deserved it 2 723

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Xobubblyxo 23

Thursday 16 July 2015 7:17

Well then he was quite the popular one when he was alive

ZombieSazza 34

Thursday 16 July 2015 7:22

Don't worry too much about it, OP, it gets far, far, less exciting when it's bills.

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valexandraaa___ 9

Thursday 16 July 2015 19:46

I wouldn't worry too much about it, most mail sucks anyway it's either pointless or its bills

happypenguins 24

Thursday 16 July 2015 20:49

Sorry for your loss

PeppermintPenny 30

Thursday 16 July 2015 21:42

At first I thought it meant e-mail and was like "he doesn't need the penis pump or the viagra"

NodakN8V 25

Friday 17 July 2015 1:15

I'll send all my bills to you...boom problem solved.

NodakN8V 25

Friday 17 July 2015 1:17

I'll send all my bills to you...boom problem solved.

ffs_seriously 2

Saturday 18 July 2015 5:55

So your **** is big enough. Why whine?

pcw 1

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:46

I always say no mail is good mail,cause when the bills start rolling in you will no longer anticipate the mail?

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Today, my son climbed into our bed because he'd had a nightmare. He and my wife spent hours whispering and giggling like they were at a slumber party. Cute, until the next morning, when they were both tired, grumpy, and uncooperative. FML

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Today, my fiancé's kids say they never want to come back to our house because I’m “mean” and have "too many rules." Rules such as brushing teeth twice a day, flushing the toilet after every use, no food allowed in the bedrooms, and no sleeping in until 2pm. Guess that makes me unreasonable. FML

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You deserved it 195

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a sex store for the first time, and bought $100 worth of stuff. Not only did we not have sex, but I was up all night throwing up. FML

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Today, mid-sex, my wife told me to call her a nasty slut. I was kind of uncomfortable doing it, but I did it to make her horny. She started crying, because she didn’t realise how much it would hurt her feelings. Now I’m not sure if she’s mad at me or herself, but I’m scared either way. FML

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You deserved it 275

Today, I went to a concert. I got into a fist fight with a drunk girl. My older brother tried to pull me away from her by holding both my arms back. I spent the last half of the concert in the hospital because I couldn't shield my face. FML

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Today, my mother and I were watching a movie. She got up to go to bed, and I blurted out, "Please don't leave me." Her response: "You really need a boyfriend." FML

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Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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