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By fuckedup - 13/11/2009 19:13 - Germany

Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML

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WinchesterRising 0

Friday 13 November 2009 23:46

Call your mom's boss. Tell him you're worried about her paranoia and that she shouldn't be allowed sharp objects.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 13 November 2009 23:41

Beat the crap out of her. Then call your dad and tell him you fear she won't be able to suck it good tonight. ... ok, ok. Maybe not that. But where does your mother get off doing something like that??

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WinchesterRising 0

Friday 13 November 2009 23:46

Call your mom's boss. Tell him you're worried about her paranoia and that she shouldn't be allowed sharp objects.

PumpkinTarte 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 0:08

Listen to this guy.

WhatANoob 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 4:53

Genius. Pure Genius

Plasmalaser 11

Thursday 12 April 2012 8:04

Ohhhh snap that is pure jesus

thekingjoe90 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 0:00

i'd tell here to **** off

Thecommish 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 0:10

so? finish school. that's more important and if your boss/company values your contribution that much, they'll hire when you are done - I they hire you now even with the school thing going on.

jessxoxo28 5

Saturday 14 November 2009 0:29

ur in college, and its ur choice to do watever u want. u should tell ur mom that ur grown up and should give u space

Erindub 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 0:40

Your mom needs to butt out. Yucky! Assuming you aren't some child prodigy like Doogie Houser I think its safe to assume you're at least 18. Moms got to go!