Spare

By Milo - 02/06/2015 16:50 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML
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staychill 16

Make her pay for the damages that's unacceptable

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dragon0313 9

Omg I hope you have alot of evidence so you can take it to the police and get this psycho off the streets. I hope your alright OP

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akai4986 16

wow , she managed to give you the worst thing in life ever

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gosh_mate 30

That's terrible!! Target something you only tend to only use in dire situations.

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wingman626 10

i was hoping you would say "in 'tire' situations"...

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phreaker913 21

you should check your spare tire more often op

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AyeJay101 25

Well I guess, in your time of need, she wanted to make sure that you remembered her.

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Drnknmonkey08 12

did she do it RIGHT after the break up and it took that long to find? or Did she do it recently?? either way she is completely psycho, take pictures of the tire with the note and then take the note to the police and file a restraining order!

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BlondeSlasher 15

I have to ask, although I know it will get nagative votes, what the hell did you do to piss her aff that bad?

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MrZsDad 19

With that name....do you already know? lol

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BlondeSlasher 15

Yeah, any person can call anybody a psycho but that doesn't necessarily mean that they are. If they've been married with kids and he goes around and cheats and she caught him, hell yeah I'd go psycho on the bitch too. You don't know her and there is always a back story to every "psycho" claim so the question still stands.

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rifletwirler92 15

To be true, some people are just salty about their breakups and paint their exes in the worst light possible. And then there's those that would quite willingly put their ex in harm's way, i.e. slashing their tires. I think the OP's statement might have some truth to it.

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BlondeSlasher 15

It makes no sense that she would go to these extremes after three years of supposed separation and try to put him in "harms" way. He must have really ****** her over in some way because let me tell ya, I can't even remember who I dated three years ago. The shit just seems sketchy is all.

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meli1195 31

you must have a very active dating life, because most people I know still remember who they dated 3 years ago

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BlondeSlasher 15

That's the only thing you got from all this? smh I'm done here....

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immunetoinsanity 23

But did you die?

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russfml 31

It sounds like a restraining order is well in order here. Sounds like she should be charged, I'd let the police know of this., that is ****** up. FYL OP

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alex_gen 38

Restraining order? Restitution? No. She's going to prison for attempted murder! Premeditated, at that. OP, I really hope you don't have any major injuries, and with the evidence, it'll be swift case to convict her.

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Polynomial 28

How is the spare tire being slashed equal to attempted murder? She didn't cut her breaks.

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Brandi_Faith 33

27, you're assuming that ops ex punched a hole in the tire he was driving on causing it to go flat. But from the sounds of it he drove over something that popped his tire. Therefore the only thing she did was slash the spare tire and make it so he had to call a tow truck; no attempted murder there.

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mistertbawk420 10

a flat spare is not attempted murder. that there is the stereotypical "call the cops on everyone, arrest them all" american attitude. the cops are not your callboys, nor do they wait on you hand and foot. if I was a cop and you called 911 because your ex slashed your spare tire, I would beat you for wasting my time

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