By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
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person961 9

Husband: I see another man near you in our house! Wife: Thats your reflection dear Husband: Oh... just making sure because I don't want to lose you to our pool boy Wife: We don't even have a pool boy Husband:...Click

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YourEvilHero 12

the joy of having big houses...

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YourEvilHero 12

the joy of having big houses...

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

Who said they had a big house? Husband sounds like an idiot though.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I think it would be less of an FML if they had a house big enough to actually get lost in.

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Kyzahhh 7

I don't think he is being sarcastic as much as possessive and paranoid

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MDTeddy 13

So the husband wasn't with his wife why? I mean they were in the same building. I guess this house can easily be robbed. Just make sure the husband is home so you can go in through the door.

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fatnesspig 7

He probably thought you were playing hide and seek.

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person961 9

Husband: I see another man near you in our house! Wife: Thats your reflection dear Husband: Oh... just making sure because I don't want to lose you to our pool boy Wife: We don't even have a pool boy Husband:...Click

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SkoomaKi 27

OP, turn off your phone and relax. Your husband can have an anxiety attack, he deserves it.

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andrew6p 19

That happens when u have a husband that lacks self-confidence. Well my mom suffered the same thing yet, i had my uncles planting seeds of hate in my dad's head towards me and mom. They just want our inheritence :/

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reapy 14

Thanks for your life story, my life is now fulfilled having read it.

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enormouselephant 15

Make your man feel sexy, OP!

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User57777 13

What a great story to tell complete strangers on the Internet.

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andrew6p 19

Rape me with dislikes if u don't mind guys. Well i said what i said because i am not ashamed of what im in right now, but im disappointed with such uncles i have.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

^ I don't think anyone even understood your comment, and I also don't think anyone cares

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Metallica36176 16

Everyone are assholes. I'm sorry dude. It likes they can have their opinion and speak about their life and think its special but dog everyone else for doing the same. I'm sorry man. Say what you want.

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junkman6 22

I'm just wondering if he has a reason to be so worried? Someone been caught before?

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Metallica36176 16

Good point but sometimes over protective people that worry about their partner cheating all the time has cheated themself and is now paranoid because of it.

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lelo007 11

I'd sit him down to have a firm talk with him about this, especially if this kind of thing has happened before. There's no sense in causing undue stress on your marriage because he is simply paranoid. Good luck, OP.

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Enslaved 36

Were you sleeping or something? Because it says "calls and messages". The cheating accusation is a tad bit extreme but when you don't answer your phone, it's easy to wonder where you are.

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MiloBear 11

Sometimes I leave my phone charging in a room and go off doing other things in the house; then I don't always hear messages coming through. Or maybe OP forgot that her phone was on silent.

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isamisis 9

I hope he doesn't cry when his favorite sports team loses.

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senor_awesome 14

Or start fights at a family members funeral...

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walmartpaysme 15

19, the theme is he cares too much. Nice try but that FML doesn't really fit here.

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