Overboard

By sofked - 09/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
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balor_fml 0

Time to call the cops, and your insurance. All paid for, and the lady is punished. Not so bad now, is it?

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wiserman 0

ydi for being a new yorker :)

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wiserman 0

no really. new yorkers suck.

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Reyo 2

And you didn't kick his ass/take his ass to court? @28: what about his a ******?

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iazy9 14

LOL HAHA WTF #1 tf2 spy cat! pwnage

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Trolliolio 6

Yes you could sue.. and pay fees out the ass.

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balor_fml 0

Time to call the cops, and your insurance. All paid for, and the lady is punished. Not so bad now, is it?

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miyon_fml 0

My old roommates ex-boyfriend did this to her car. He slashed her tires but there was no 'proof' it was him so even though we called the cops he was never charged with it. Oh and as for the bonus douchbagyness, instead of slashing my tires also, he poured a whole bag of suger in my gastank. Again no proof. I would have been glad to have my tires slashed, instead I had a cracked engine on a 1 year old car. $2000 to repair.

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xanth 0

Yeah, if there is really no proof other than motive then you can't do anything "legally". Find from the girlfriend where he lives though and get some eye-for-an-eye action going.

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andyroxs 2

YDI. Seriously. You left the filler cap of your car unlocked/open? No pity, thats just stupid.

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allie2590 31

Most gas caps don't have locks on them, you dumbass.

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rjnorton84 0

most cars don't have locks on their gas caps or gas doors

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kyliebear 15

....which is why I have surveillance cameras on my property.. :)

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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22

"The lady is punished" well the ex boyfriend did it so why should she be punished

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JohnE3 0

Why the hell did he do that? Idiots these days...

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pinktiger 0

anger management much...!? xD

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NIC_R00LZ 0

that is also a FHL. i mean she's getting the worst of it, am i right? lol @ the disgruntled ex-boyfriend.

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plexico 3

You needed new tires anyways. You've been driving them with too little pressure and haven't rotated them enough. Thank the ex-boyfriend for saving your life!

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Luckster 0

Can't he be arrested for damaging your property anyways? I fail to see how your life is ****** since this is a situation that can be easily fixed with a few phone calls.

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CyclonePsycho 1

It's an FML because his life was inconvenienced for no reason. It's not the end of the world, but it's irritating just the same.

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allie2590 31

They can't do anything if he has no proof it was the woman's ex-boyfriend. But all that aside, I think we can easily see why she broke up with him.

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