Speeding bullet

By uncoretard - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was trying out for my school's athletics team. As I reached the finish line for the 100m sprint, there was so much momentum I couldn't stop. I ended up running into a wall. FML
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ViolentBears 0

Damn, Nike outdid themselves this time.

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GameAddikt 0

Think of it this way, if you were going so fast that you literally could not stop then you most likely made the team lols!

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ulicksam 0

"so much momentum" - like you're so much faster than everyone else who could stop. Right.

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Ikura 4

or the could be a large (not fat) person. when I did athletics i tried out for the 100m and it took me a lot longer to stop because i was 50%-80% heavier then the people that ran the same speed.

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Zebidee 8

80% heavier? So, if you weighed 180 lbs, you were racing against people that weighed 100 lbs?

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khaya 9

How the hell is there a wall at the end of your track.

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quacky123 0

sounds pretty typical only we would run into the chain link fence, walls aren't as forgiving ;)

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ScuseMePrincess 2

Just stop moving your legs. It's not hard.

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yulenne_fml 7

It's not that easy when you go as fast as you can plus if he did instead of the wall he would crash against the floor

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yulenne_fml 7

It's not that easy when you go as fast as you can plus if he did instead of the wall he would crash against the floo

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tk1235 0

I'm guessing you've never been on a sports team

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louispro 0

lol, is that you do not know how to control your body. thats why... i am a sprinter since young. nvr ran into a wall before.

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LonelyLoser07 2

at least you didn't break your nose then it would have been a epic fail.

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

You need a parachute, turbo!

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