Spicy date

By veggiedude - 08/05/2014 03:01 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend suggested we try something new and spontaneous. Excited to find out first-hand what she had in mind, and ready to fool around, I hurried over to her place. Turns out she's just taken up vegan cooking. FML
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604 11

How rude! She totally should've mentioned that it was BYOB (bring your own bacon).

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Comments

schhichick 14

Not exactly the type of V you were hoping for

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KingLewisII 34

I would try vegan, but I love bacon far too much.

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tzemmy 25

complement her on every dish she makes. maybe you'll end up getting some action in the end anyways (;

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I_Love_You_Girl 2

Did you bring over some large cucumbers?

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bromeister 6

You can do many things with a boiled carrot.

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A07 48

Boiled? Are you sure?

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mike7800 8

you put one in ur ass and I'll enjoy my filet mignon

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Rizzen 27

damn, to get all excited and then be all of a sudden disappointed

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Drake_The_Dragon 23

Why does everyone assume when someone say's lets do something spontaneous and new it has something to do with sex.

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TheDrifter 23

Because we're natural optimists and all other new and spontaneous suggestions seem to end in disappointment?

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Drake_The_Dragon 23

That is true. :)

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brandoneyez1 25

Did you get a hamburger on the way home?

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garebear61 14

Well did you like it? There are more ways to spice up a relationship other than sex OP.

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foxwasalamb 24

we really hate vegetables. were just on a mission to rid the world of them!

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