Spicy date

By veggiedude - 08/05/2014 03:01 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend suggested we try something new and spontaneous. Excited to find out first-hand what she had in mind, and ready to fool around, I hurried over to her place. Turns out she's just taken up vegan cooking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 790
You deserved it 6 654

Same thing different taste

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How rude! She totally should've mentioned that it was BYOB (bring your own bacon).

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dump her and have a nice delicious steak

meli1195 31

he would dump her because the person who made the last comment is a ******* idiot

Is that ALL guys think about? Sex, sex, and more sex? YDI

Funny how vegans think they're doing the healthier thing, but 98% of the soy in the world is gmo and soaked with roundup. I don't care how long you scrub your vegetables, roundup doesn't come off.

Not all vegans eat soy. I'm a vegan. I don't eat soy.

Also, a lot of meat has soy added into it so...

AND last point, not all vegans are vegans because its "healthier". Sorry for 3 different responses. I just don't like generalizations.

Unpopular opinion coming through: Not all GMOs are unhealthy. In theory they are a method of applying selective breeding of an organism within a single generation, instead of having to wait for decades to see results. In practice, it depends a whole lot on who you're buying what from and for what purposes. If you want wheat that can grow in conditions that are usually considered too harsh for it, then you're likely to get it from scientific researchers who know what they're doing. If you just want to get bigger crops that are immune to diseases and require less pesticides because insects won't touch them, then you're most likely dealing with the wrong people, who will sell you anti-bacteria-laden crops that weaken your immune system, have not been tested for safety concerns and were created by greed-driven mega-corporations who couldn't care less about human lives if they tried. Just because some people misuse it doesn't make the product/idea itself inherently bad. Alcohol could be a similar example, where people who abuse it are frowned upon, not the drink itself.

Basically, just make sure that scientists get national funding to do their research, instead of having to rely on Monsanto for payment, that companies who do use GMOs are subject to strict regulations and controls, that government officials are no longer as subjective to the influence of corporations and are more resistant to corruptive influences and bribery by being under stricter control. Yeah, none of that is going to be easy, but sometimes there's just no simple solution to the complex problems that plague us.

Does she have a good recipe for vegans or does she just put them on a spit over an open fire and ask them to salt themselves?

That's what you get for thinking that girls don't like doing stuff like that

Look on the bright side. Vegans are known for having the best tasting semen due to the fact that dairy and meat make it taste bad while fruits, such as pineapples, make it taste good. ;)

Its a start...maybe you can suggest something special...worth a shot right?

Whoever votes YDI on this is a terrible person. Nobody deserves this...

I think she needs to relearn what the word 'exciting' actually means...last I checked bland foods aren't exactly exciting.