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I chose her BECAUSE of the warts, so yes.
You're* as well. Someone has to do the dirty work. :D
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Show it anywayAre you kidding me he obviously dosent want to be a virgin how can he be proud of that.
It's treatable, she should get on that....you get them burned off like regular warts. Very low chance of transmission if she does that and then uses a condom every time and keeps an eye on herself for outbreaks (and then gets them burned off again if they pop up).
Hah, what a filthy b*tch.
He never said he didn't want to be one... Read it over again, genius. These days, virginity is like a rare gift... Seeing how people loose it so soon
#78: What comment are you correcting? :s
Hey, nightmares are dreams too! ;)
Yeah lol I read it all from top to bottom... Then I was like woah woah woah!! Did I read that right ?? OP there is no shame in being a virgin. I personally prefer being a virgin than a ***** hound. You'll find that perfect one some day.
^^Me too! I was reading then I saw genital warts...I was like wth?? I had to go back and reread haha.
Im very sorry you had to experience that
She must also be the girl of many other guys' dreams.
There are four car fax references in this comment stream...... Next time yall should just copy and paste.
57, If by "enough" you mean "once," which is all it takes.
Harsh comments when we can't even be sure they're genital warts. How many virgins do you know that can accurately identify an STD from what is possibly a natural phenomenon? You'll find all kinds of non infectious, naturally occurring abnormalities on people. We also don't know that she didn't get them as a result of a single long term relationship. But hey, I get it, closed mindedness under the guise of intelligence is all the rage these days, so have at it!
Probably would of been more sorry of he actually caught it (:
Maybe he wasn't a virgin and she just thought he was inexperienced, so said that.
#193 SHUT UP YOU SOUND STUPID
No way, pigs are awesome. They're bacon. She's....a sperm dumpster.
137's got it right. To many sperm donors for that bank!
I would eat a pig, no way in hell wo
No wonder she has an STD.
Guess you jumped the gun without doin your research there buddy! Somehow I still feel slightly bad though, that sucks
Ask her if she even gets any with the grotesque genital warts.
Licky, Licky, Licky like a peppermint swirl....... with warts
*gag*
wrap it and go for it!
I think I just threw up a little.
Ugh! Eww..
Please tell me you're being sarcastic or I'll be forced to assault your Sex-Ed teacher.
Yes 162, because condoms being the neat form of prevention of stds is just a myth made up by advertising agencies to make you spend your money...
But I mean if you only had ONE chance ever to have sex (hypothetically) then would it matter ?
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I just love the wording of this FML.
Genital warts.. still the girl of your dreams?