Work, Parents and AITA: Spiteful

Spiteful

By Anonymous - 04/11/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML

I agree, your life sucks 352

You deserved it 160

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Chazzster 28

Tuesday 5 November 2024 20:58

Mom is just being vindictive because she thinks you don’t call often enough. Don’t let her manipulate you.

TomeDr 24

Wednesday 6 November 2024 12:42

So maybe you should call your mom more often? My brother lives out of state and calls our parents every Sunday to talk. How hard can it be?

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Chazzster 28

Tuesday 5 November 2024 20:58

Mom is just being vindictive because she thinks you don’t call often enough. Don’t let her manipulate you.

TomeDr 24

Wednesday 6 November 2024 12:42

So maybe you should call your mom more often? My brother lives out of state and calls our parents every Sunday to talk. How hard can it be?

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