Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
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BlindyMcGee 2

Go buy the eggs, I'll drive.

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jojimugo 20

Just write under the comment " nobody texts you because you are a bitch"

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BlindyMcGee 2

Go buy the eggs, I'll drive.

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RaggleFrock 13

She sounds like a real nice catch. Needy. Self involved.

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gamercanadian 11

That b&@*# dw OP u'll find someone better, she jus wants attention cause no one cares about her anymore

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Michael_92 20

Guess I'll go put my torture devices away :(

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girl112891 7

She just wants attention from what she considers "cool" people. Maybe from some shallow jerks. Start liking girls who'll appreciate you!

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nahgemoohc 17

She's a loser. No one puts that as their status!! OP, don't condemn yourself by liking someone like that. I'm pretty sure you can do much better!

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Discombobulated9 12

I wouldn't worry too much about taking revenge; all of her friends aren't texting her, probably because they're fed up with her being a complete bitch. So, she's only punishing herself. Heartless people never prosper.

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ImInYourFACEbook 8

38- You never know what people might put up as their status now a days. Facebook is a weird and crazy world.

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nahgemoohc 17

61- true. But it's the people in the place that make it crazy. I mean, who would feel normal about advertising their friendlessness for all to see?

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omgdoublefml 3

Dubs I'll drive, why not drift in a evo?

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tobin22 9

Haha best comment i read in awhile its funny because its simple love it

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blushy 14

you shouldn't waste your time on her anyway

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nephilim241 19

As soon as I read this I said what #2 typed.. What a nasty piece of work.

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WellApparently 2

#2 & #29 agreed, nothing else to say but "what a bitch"

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123josie123 11

What crawled up her ass and died? Forget her, you deserve better OP!

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Jakesterk96 8

Keep commenting her post.

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noobgang7 5

This is exactly why nobody texts her anymore. She's a worthless bitch

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downtime 12

I smiled when I re-read the FML and noticed the past tense used in the word "liked". At least he learnt to move on from this idiot.

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downtime 12

I smiled when I re-read the FML and noticed the past tense used in the word "liked". At least he learnt to move on from this idiot.

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forever12 8

I deffinatly said that when I read this as well.

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The_Hitdude 12

*definitely Why do so many people find this word so difficult to spell? You're not using less words by spelling it wrong (ex: u, ur, etc.).

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kittyx33 0

#136 I think they honestly just don't know how spell the word. Not that they're trying to make it shorter

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louiseth 9

Nice use of the word "liked". Good job. :)

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indielove 13

She sounds like an attention seeking bitch.

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ClassyCommando 13

Just delete the comment, OP to avoid further humiliation.

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cosmosis 12

Hmmm seems reasonable... Kids these days. Just have no idea...

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zingline89 18

Kids these days? Says the guy whose profile says "Faggots, quit checkin out my account!"

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lilogic 0

Lol umm why the throat??

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jojimugo 20

Just write under the comment " nobody texts you because you are a bitch"

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IrishSoulja 4

Don't bother with her if she's being that much of a bitch

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