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By WhosGoingToCleanThisUp - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter taught me the literal meaning of "When the shit hits the fan." FML
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Railroader 16

Just waiting for all those crappy puns to appear

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Garrett2818 21

Op's name suggest they are having none of that.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Well, it's either that, or just bear the "pleasant" smell of baby poop for eternity.

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Railroader 16

Just waiting for all those crappy puns to appear

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mohamed_H 21

That's a shitty situation mwahahahaa bring on the down votes :(

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TrickyDeath 14

I bet it'll be a real shitstorm of them.

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cheeeksss 29

I'm just picturing shit being spun everywhere and my germaphobe-self is cringing.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Nothing like a whirling shit-maelstrom to brighten up one's day

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junjunbun 28

Ah shit, poor you, having to clean that mess up. Good luck OP, and may the shitgods be ever on your side in the future.

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SebastianCT 14

Teach her "when the mother makes the little shit clean the shit" because she is the shit.

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Sandsh8rk 36

OP is male, and assuming the kid is very young, it would be wrong to make her clean it up - hell, she probably didn't know what she did was wrong until after she did it.

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jake131000 21

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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ragnarok1540 39

Obviously she just explained it literally ... Why would it be an FML if she actually threw shit on the fan? Seriously, what parent doesn't hope for the joy of having to clean up a mess like that? I know I do.

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jake131000 21

I really wish comments could be deleted!

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AHzulu 25

I wouldn't worry about it.

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andrmac 25

Depending how old glove her up and hand her the sponge and disinfectant.

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