Spooked
By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville
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What a bitch. :/
I doubt the dog did it all by herself...
No the neighborhood Mafia composed of a parakeet, 5 hamsters, a squirrel, and a pitbull is responsible for this!
#11- I love you for your comment.
At least it wasn't lit on fire
referencing billy Madison btw
Im sure its a misunderstanding
The flaming dog shit in a bag is a really well known, commonly used prank. You do not need to cite your sources. If people don't get it, that sucks for them. For us of us who do get it, it only ruins the joke...
those of us*
That's some funny shit right there.
I see what you did there
Shit just hit the fan!
Good you have the ability to understand it. Now have the ability to understand that you don't have to post that you understood it.
3-So much better than "that's a shitty situation." Thank you
My apologies for the shitty pun. I'll just bite my lip and hold it in next time.
Biting your lip is fine, but I don't recommend holding in your shit.
There is a stigmatized joke pertaining to shit and "it" getting real. Just wait for it..
After reading ops' name and every comment, I have opted to threadjack myself, and propose that it WAS in fact The Mafia. Amish Mafia that is. and that was horse manure, not dog poop.
The fecal matter has struck the rotational wind deflector.
No, it impacted the forced air node in a particularly odiferous manner. ;)
That joke was comparable to animal excrement.
Hide yo kids hide yo wife cuz they putti dog shit everywhere
Or what more than dog poop is...
Holy crap im glad that wasn't just me going wtf? You totally made me snort....
*punches ya in the nuts* "You know what you did!"
Maybe OP can get that material DNA tested? It might tell what breed of dog or cat it is.
because it might not truly be dog poop.
Maybe you could get a finger print test on the paper so you can track them down. Hopefully it was a mistake and not aimed towards you.
Maybe do both. :3
Technically, there *is* a DNA database for dogs. It's in Toronto, Ontario, but sadly, it'll do little more than tell you what breeds of dog your dog is (basically, a mutt identifier). And you'll need a mouth swab and around $80.
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At least it wasn't lit on fire
I doubt the dog did it all by herself...