Animals, Poopoo peepee and Cats: Spooking cats

Spooking cats

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my cat got his head stuck in the handle of a plastic bag while snooping. Unfortunately, it was the bag I use to put his turds in after scooping them from the litter tray. With the bag trapped around his neck, he got spooked, then ran around the house, spreading turds from the bag as he fled. FML

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You deserved it 562

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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You deserved it 838

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By Catois - 05/03/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

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Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

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'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down…

By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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You deserved it 210

Freak out

By Lee - 05/07/2021 16:01 - United States

Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML

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You deserved it 177

By Dog Person Now - 31/05/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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Shorterry 7

Sunday 30 June 2019 10:00

well that's just shit

MamaChey 24

Sunday 30 June 2019 17:35

I doubt that OP keeps a full bag of cat crap in their house. I pictured that OP just cleaned it and the cat was being a cat. Gawd, I hope I’m right & you aren’t. That’d be so gross

Comments

protoskore 27

Sunday 30 June 2019 7:42

at least it's all dry

alycion 38

Sunday 30 June 2019 9:43

Piñata impression gone wrong.

Shorterry 7

Sunday 30 June 2019 10:00

well that's just shit

ojosRojos 28

Sunday 30 June 2019 10:16

You put all of the cat’s poo in one bag which you then keep inside your house? Maybe you should dump the bag whenever you empty the litter box??

Memnoc 26

Sunday 30 June 2019 11:13

That would make too much damn sense.

MamaChey 24

Sunday 30 June 2019 17:35

I doubt that OP keeps a full bag of cat crap in their house. I pictured that OP just cleaned it and the cat was being a cat. Gawd, I hope I’m right & you aren’t. That’d be so gross

ojosRojos 28

Monday 1 July 2019 17:37

MamaChey I hope you’re right!

sallygee 9

Sunday 30 June 2019 18:53

omg. I can totally imagine my cat doing that. yuck!!!

nerd102 19

Monday 1 July 2019 6:33

I don’t know why I read that as dad rather than cat the first time.

Ari_Rocks 8

Monday 1 July 2019 7:52

why let it sit around the house wtf ew just toss it after you're done

rotflqtms_ 21

Monday 1 July 2019 17:40

Unless you were in the process of scooping said turds from the litterbox as that happened, ydi... If you left it there open and not in the garbage then ydi. Why do you have a bag of turds laying around in the first place? When I clean a litter box, I tie the bag and toss it in the outside garbage so it doesn't stink up the house.