Health, Gross and Swimming pool: Spread

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 22:31 - United States

Today, while swimming in my neighborhood pool, I noticed what looked like several cigarettes resting at the bottom and decided to investigate. Turns out it was actually just a used, bloody tampon that had spent enough time underwater to be broken into multiple pieces, and spread across the pool. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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By tantanpanda - 24/06/2015 12:44 - United States

Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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By akieferr - 03/09/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Friday 3 July 2015 12:04

Dont you know to never swim in a neighborhood pool

chrisstachon 30

Friday 3 July 2015 12:05

That made me cringe.

Comments

gosh_mate 30

Friday 3 July 2015 13:00

Ehhh how unhygienic, but as a past lifeguard at a waterpark, this isn't the worst thing I've heard. Why do you think pools are pumped with so much chorine and other chemicals? :/

HUGBUG 23

Friday 3 July 2015 13:01

Don't complain it's a FREE tampon right there

PePziNL 20

Saturday 4 July 2015 2:43

Your profile pic goes perfectly with that comment.

cutiepie292929 18

Friday 3 July 2015 13:12

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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luhanlove 10

Friday 3 July 2015 18:18

People who stereotype gender sound so much more annoying and ignorant than nice people.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 4 July 2015 1:45

Man I wish 15's sex was given but I am assuming it's a guy with a comment like that... Girls have periods and guys have wet dreams...so you sort of dug yourself a grave there

just1n12 18

Monday 6 July 2015 4:56

How are girls more gross than boys? That one girl maybe but not a whole gender. Don't stereotype an entire gender that's just plain rude.

jasminexxxx 17

Friday 3 July 2015 14:20

Well that's bloody terrible *leaves*

worldclassrager 39

Friday 3 July 2015 14:23

Never investigate things like that...better off having the life guard or someone who cleans the pool get it...looks like you learned that the hard way...