Pregnancy and Cheating: Spreading - FML

Spreading

By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 18:01

Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML

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By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

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Planned parenthood

By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 262

The Other Woman

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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Congrats!

By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 83

By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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By Carolyn Dee Humphrey - 07/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my friend and I have the same due date and the same baby daddy. It's my boyfriend of 9 years. FML

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You deserved it 434

Bizarre Love Triangle

By Anonymous - 07/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML

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You deserved it 181

By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 19:00

Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML

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You deserved it 327

By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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SirSteamLocomotive 9

Friday 16 July 2021 19:54

So, ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend? Or a MFF Triad? Whatever happens, I wish you and you baby the best.

roxsie_rox 6

Friday 16 July 2021 22:33

you had a typo? ex-boyfriend and ex-bestfriend . treat your self better and protect your baby . if it's a girl you don't want her thinking that's OK and if it's a boy you don't want him to be like daddy . you deserve a king for you and your family my dear!

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SirSteamLocomotive 9

Friday 16 July 2021 19:54

So, ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend? Or a MFF Triad? Whatever happens, I wish you and you baby the best.

roxsie_rox 6

Friday 16 July 2021 22:33

you had a typo? ex-boyfriend and ex-bestfriend . treat your self better and protect your baby . if it's a girl you don't want her thinking that's OK and if it's a boy you don't want him to be like daddy . you deserve a king for you and your family my dear!

Wadlaen 23

Friday 16 July 2021 23:59

Try to look at it from a positive angle: One big, happy family! Congrats to all of you!

EBrogen 12

Saturday 17 July 2021 6:56

Utah has some nice scenery.

Adam Scully 7

Monday 19 July 2021 2:59

I’m confused by the wording here…

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