By lonely - 23/08/2011 16:49 - United States

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Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML
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TheRealBruce 12

Well at least the pussy Is using it oh I'm sorry I'm nasty

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OhDarrenCriss 6

You might want to try to hide them better!

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OhDarrenCriss 6

You might want to try to hide them better!

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vickiejiang1990 0

Yeah hide it before they poke holes in them...

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HowAreYouToday 34

I didn't know my cat was into s&m, but when I saw the torn up condom, I figured it out

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PutItIn 8

At least the condoms have been getting some pussy.

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Keyman1212 14

Obviously they're biting and clawing holes in them so that they can have a little baby to play with!

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missmurderx 8

You don't need to keep them within reach, stop fooling yourself, OP.

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Babalu722 3

OP should try to get the other kind of pussy

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Bobissmall 13

#43, Id imagine it would be harder to find someone if she went lesbian actually, since most people she likes probably wouldn't even like her gender, no mind her.

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zinoxity 23

43 - OP is a girl. She puts HER condoms on her PARTNER's penis. -.-

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MichellinMan 20

OH, MEOW! MEOOOW! MEOOOOOWWWW!!

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iluvboobies 9

Meoww-chika-meow-wow!

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ihasbrains 10

101, the moment a penis touches your vulva you have the chance of getting pregnant. Dumbass.

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StopDropNRoll 11

101 did you hear about the guy who didn't use a condom. Well the girl didn't let him pull out. Check it out one of the top rates fmls

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fakeaccountX 6

You mean you don't use your leftover condoms as balloon animals?

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deadroad 5

I thought he was going to say "the cat chewed u the condom I used o n a girl... now she is going to have my baby"

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CreeperIRL 14

At least they know how to use protection right? And good job trying to hide it from your cats...

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TheRealBruce 12

Well at least the pussy Is using it oh I'm sorry I'm nasty

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lorenzoman77 7

Well at least you've used them... :'(

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hunkypenguin2007 2

Haha tht was funny. Now u can tell ur friends u got ur condoms in a pussy!!

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IBeBlazin 0

Lol ops condoms are getting more pussy than he is hahaha.

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kameryn25 3

Haha op is a female ^

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lindseyluvszac 4

At they didnt go to waste

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oops_im_fucked 8

What r u talking about? They were destroyed!

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iAintEvenMad 0

At least*. Congratulations, you my friend, have been trolled. U mad bro?

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shake_my_head 2

oh so the pussy destroyed it....

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eminemchick 19

The pussy ate it? hehe:3

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dat_boy 3

Atleast they were still used by a pussy!

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derecteevee 1

go out and buy some fire and ice, see what happens when they find those

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I would leave it out on purpose just to see the reaction. That would be priceless.

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