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By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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worldclassrager 39

Ex husband? Yeah that has a good ring to it...

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Chazzster 28

It could be worse, you might be the pregnant one from some unfaithful jerk. At least you can divorce the fool and be done with him.

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worldclassrager 39

Ex husband? Yeah that has a good ring to it...

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Chazzster 28

It could be worse, you might be the pregnant one from some unfaithful jerk. At least you can divorce the fool and be done with him.

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rainbowdonnareed 18

You spelled ex-husband wrong. If you didn't find this out through a private eye hire one. And get tested foe every STD. I'd ask for the HIV prevention meds. What a jerk

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John Raymond Matheney 6

marriages are reliant on a few things. Trust, we (my wife and I) don't lie to each other ever. time, we spend it with each other as equals and best friends. Sex we indulge one another ALWAYS even when we're not in the mood and we both ALWAYS finish, however that has to happen. We are committed to each other in every way, if you don't let your husband get his rocks off he will find a way, his hand is only good for so long.

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