Love: Spring breakdown

Spring breakdown

By evanescence - 15/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for Spring Break. She said she would be in the same city as I would, and I couldn't help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 346

You deserved it 9 873

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By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 653

You deserved it 6 439

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 441

You deserved it 9 220

By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 769

You deserved it 3 667

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 579

You deserved it 44 853

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 024

You deserved it 2 302

By It'd be nice to see you too. - 09/06/2014 02:17 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 528

You deserved it 9 691

Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 917

You deserved it 38 834

Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 522

You deserved it 62 009

By QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 743

You deserved it 4 735

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 203

You deserved it 78 626

tdogg_737 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 9:51

ouch i'm sorry what a bitch if she is really that stuck up don't worry about her! find someone with beauty on the inside and outside! haha buuuuut on the other hand you were eavesdropping ( however its spelled) it was deff rude of her though

MichiganState 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:16

Wow, I can't believe someone would say that. That's when you just reply bitch

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tdogg_737 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 9:51

DumDum999 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:45

that sux op

Assmilk 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:00

Those are the type of girls who get VD early...

Mnemic 5

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:10

She doesn't deserve you...

sam930 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:01

u mean he doesnt deserve her. just cause some hot girl dissed a merd doesnt make her a bitch. ur probably a gross girl who think ur so knolgdebul smart but u 2 r just a loser.

Jrbn 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 2:31

@82 Illeteracy shall prevail.

slushpup9696 12

Wednesday 13 April 2011 7:26

Knolgdebul... wow...

similies06 0

Friday 3 June 2011 7:54

#82- and you are the walking, living, breathig example that the girls you go after are like the ones OP are talking about and are dumb bitches.... because anyone who would date someone as intelligible as you is clearly a keeper. you're an idiot and honesty I hope you get hit in the head with something hard and terrible.

videokid2000 10

Friday 27 April 2012 4:53

82 Your comment is so ironic.

AaronGuy 12

Monday 7 January 2013 3:19

Hey, hey, guys, let's not be too hard on 82, he's probably one of five illiterate sons from a slutty single mother, kinda' like the girl from the FML will surely grow up to be; he's just defending what he thinks is a good example of how a woman should act, based on his own experiences.