Miscellaneous: Stalker vibes

Stalker vibes

By liz - 21/05/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By booksandshadows - 04/03/2014 09:06 - United States - San Diego

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

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Creep alert

By Pop_Pies - 03/09/2009 13:27 - Australia

Today, I had been working at the checkout for over five hours. Slightly tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink. He smiled and winked back. When I finished work two hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML

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Friday 22 May 2009 10:14

if he wanted to talk, you wouldn't have to follow him around...he would stop. YDI.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 22 May 2009 10:17

Even if he was actually winking, it probably wouldn't have meant he wanted to talk to you. Way to make yourself seem like a creeper.

Comments

wbrycem 0

Monday 25 May 2009 10:22

75 - switch the genders around, and this guy would be getting the shit ragged out of him. I'm loving the double standard here. When the girl does it, she's dumb/cute/funny/. When the guy does it, he's a ****** serial killer. Makes a shitload of sense.

elliekinslurvsya 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:19

yeah...why the hell would you follow him all around?

stupidsreadthis 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:58

Hahahahaha

some_girl9 8

Monday 4 January 2010 0:31

YDI. Dummy, if he wanted to talk to you, do you really think you would've had to chase him around the entire store? Get a life.

MylifeI2AWESOME 0

Friday 29 January 2010 7:07

wow, u must be really pathetic

ninjacapo 2

Saturday 29 May 2010 1:30

cocky much

usnwife 18

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:42

I could see maybe following him down an aisle or something if he winked in a really flirty way as he was walking, but if he didnt stop to talk after that it's time to let it go! "the entire store" is very creepy...

hateevryone 14

Friday 17 June 2011 6:17

if he wanted to talk, don't you think he would've said something? and you followed him around all because he winked??

missbadluk 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:58

WHO follows someone around??? I mean was he sprint running thru the store to where you couldnt "catch up?" How do you not just simply walk up to him? Do you have a walking disability or something which alters you from walking at a normal pace?? I'd call security too on you! Wierdo.

kims0706 10

Thursday 22 March 2012 4:10

So because you THOUGHT he winked at you, you THOUGHT he wanted to talk to you, so you THOUGHT it would be ok to follow him around the store. Well I THINK you're a creeper